getoffmybloghoe:

i put the me in lame

tamamuratamao:

things i want to do with you

• watch movies all snuggled on the couch
• steal ur food
• wake u up with kisses
• make u laugh
• pillow forts !!!

things i can do with you

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• cry about distance

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

isaac-lahei:

(x)

dicksplit:

making my way downtown

rangerspooky:

wizardmon-lives:

the ghost has the salt

where is your god now

boy moans are so nice

gaywolf:

I hope Derek develops a crush on Ms. Blake and he is very awkward and stumbles over his words and blushes around her and avoids eye contact and leaves her presents on her desk like apples and flowers that don’t quite go together (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)